I plan to be fair and impartial with my aid.
If I happen to aid one nation more than the others it is pure coincidence, I assure you.
If I don't respond to a call for aid, all that means is that my comms are down.
There is no conspiracy here.
I swear.
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* I think they bought it... What do you mean the mic is still on?! Cut the feed!! Cut it!!! *