Nel Celestine Posted June 13, 2016 Report Share Posted June 13, 2016 "Be Our Guest" Starring La Motte-Picquet, Maille Breze and the French Fleet. La Motte:Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest prideand greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up ain range as the French Fleet proudly presents -your dinner! Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our cannons to the testTie a noose 'round your neck, cherieAnd we'll provide the restShells du jourHot hors d'oeuvresWhy, we only live to serveTry Torpedos Bearn:They're delicious La Motte:Don't believe me? Ask the fishesWe can sing, We can danceAfter all, Miss, this is FranceAnd a service here is never second bestGo on, raise your whiteTake a glance and don't dieBe our guestOui, our guestBe our guest! La Motte and Chorus:Armored ragoutAA souffleYour Aft Deck "en flambe" La Motte:We'll prepare and serve with flairA culinary cabaret!You're aloneAnd you're scaredBut the banquet's all preparedNo one's gloomy or complainingWhile the French Fleet's entertainingWe tell jokes! We do tricksFiring my impressive Cannon sticks Chorus:And it's all in perfect tasteThat you can betCome on and scuttle your shipYou've won a trip to the dipSo be out guest La Motte:If you're stressedIt's fine shelling we suggest Chorus:Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!Get your worries off your chestLet us say for your entreeWe've an array; may we suggest:Try the HE shot! Try the Frag Round!When they make quite the sound It's a treat for any dinnerDon't belive me? Ask the BritsSinging troops! Dancing shots!What an entertaining lot!How could anyone be gloomy and depressed?We'll make you shout "encore!"And send us out for moreSo, be our guest! La Motte:Be our guest! Chorus:Be our guest! Lumiere:Life is so unnervingFor a servant who's not servingShe's not whole without a soul to wait uponAh, those good old days when we were useful...Suddenly those good old days are gone Many years we've been rustingNeeding so much more than dustingNeeding exercise, a chance to use our skills!Most days we just lay around the harbourFlabby, fat and lazyYou sailed in and oops-a-daisy! Maille Breze:It's a guest! It's a guest!Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!Fuel's been poured and thank the LordI've had the flak guns freshly dressedWith dessert, she'll want teaAnd my dear that's fine with meWhile the shell do their soft-shoein'They'll be bubbling, They'll be losingI'll get warm, piping hotHeaven's sakes! I missed a shot?Line it up! We want the company impressed Chorus:We've got a lot to do! Maille Breze:Is it one hole or two?For you, our guest! Chorus:She's our guest! Maille Breze:She's our guest! Chorus:She's our guest!Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Chorus w/ La-Motte & Maille Breze:Be our guest! Be our guest!Your end is your requestIt's been years since we've had anybody hereAnd we're obsessedWith your meal, with your easeYes, indeed, we aim to pleaseWhile the cannon light's still glowingLet us help you, We'll keep goingCourse by course, shot by shot'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you sink fastTonight you'll prop your feet upBut for now, just eat upBe our guest!Be our guest!Be our guest!Please, be our guest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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