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"Be Our Guest" Starring La Motte-Picquet, Maille Breze and the French Fleet.




La Motte:
Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
in range as the French Fleet proudly presents -
your dinner!


Be our guest! Be our guest!


Put our cannons to the test
Tie a noose 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Shells du jour
Hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try Torpedos


They're delicious


La Motte:
Don't believe me? Ask the fishes
We can sing, We can dance
After all, Miss, this is France
And a service here is never second best
Go on, raise your white
Take a glance and don't die
Be our guest
Oui, our guest
Be our guest!


La Motte and Chorus:
Armored ragout
AA souffle
Your Aft Deck "en flambe"


La Motte:
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret!
You're alone
And you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the French Fleet's entertaining
We tell jokes! We do tricks
Firing my impressive Cannon sticks


And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
Come on and scuttle your ship
You've won a trip to the dip
So be out guest


La Motte:
If you're stressed
It's fine shelling we suggest


Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Get your worries off your chest
Let us say for your entree
We've an array; may we suggest:
Try the HE shot! Try the Frag Round!
When they make quite the sound

It's a treat for any dinner
Don't belive me? Ask the Brits
Singing troops! Dancing shots!
What an entertaining lot!
How could anyone be gloomy and depressed?
We'll make you shout "encore!"
And send us out for more
So, be our guest!


La Motte:
Be our guest!


Be our guest!


Life is so unnerving
For a servant who's not serving
She's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful...
Suddenly those good old days are gone

Many years we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!
Most days we just lay around the harbour
Flabby, fat and lazy
You sailed in and oops-a-daisy!


Maille Breze:
It's a guest! It's a guest!
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
Fuel's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the flak guns freshly dressed
With dessert, she'll want tea
And my dear that's fine with me
While the shell do their soft-shoein'
They'll be bubbling, They'll be losing
I'll get warm, piping hot
Heaven's sakes! I missed a shot?
Line it up! We want the company impressed


We've got a lot to do!


Maille Breze:
Is it one hole or two?
For you, our guest!


She's our guest!


Maille Breze:
She's our guest!


She's our guest!
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!


Chorus w/ La-Motte & Maille Breze:
Be our guest! Be our guest!
Your end is your request
It's been years since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your meal, with your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the cannon light's still glowing
Let us help you, We'll keep going
Course by course, shot by shot
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you sink fast
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, just eat up
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Please, be our guest!

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