CremePudding Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 (This is a poke on the weird Japanese culture where girls "seems" more seductive eating these slender biscuit sticks.) Prerequisites: Relationship with Asmita Tidar >= 0 Charm >= 3 Boy, that dinner was horrible. And judging from Professor Badcrumble's vain attempt to vomit in the most graceful, ladylike manner and how poor, frail Zoe Melis fell into a coma the moment her lips came in contact with a spoonful of soup, it seems that everyone is agreeing with you in their own little special ways. "@player first name@! You are still standing!" It is your lucky day! Here comes Asmita Tidar to your rescue! She shoves a large batch of slender biscuit sticks, dipped in chocolate into your hand. "I received a commission on making a kind of snack that can enhance one's charm non-magically," she frowns urgently. "So I asked all chefs and restaurants, and ran all around libraries, but the only thing I found is that some city guards once charmed some pirates out by eating biscuit sticks! I already ate a bucket of them, and nobody even looked at me once! I am going to get fat at this rate!" Right. As delicious as Asmita's cooking can be, how are you going to deal with these biscuit sticks with your stomach being already ruined by the horrible school dinner, and solve Asmita's little plight? Exit 1: Faint. It is politer than outright refusal. (Automatic Success) You roll your eyes, and then throw yourself on the floor. After all, it would be better than disappointing her by promising to help her and then failing, right? "Oh. I thought you were conscious. Sorry about that... Hey! Joana!" That's good and all that, but you really wish you could try some of that biscuit sticks! +1 Deceit Exit 2: Cooking. Hmmmmm, use your chef sense! (Insight/Cooking v. 14) Success: Well, smelling nice tend to make people rather charming, you tell Asmita. "Huh? You mean a edible perfume?" "That's... one way to look at it." You gently lead Asmita to the kitchen, where a pale, but angry Marlein Knoht is throwing a tantrum at the kitchen staff by systematically Knohting them out with Incantations. All the better, because you can grab whatever herbs you need without permission! "How's this?" Asmita hand you an improved biscuit stick now covered in a rainbow dip. Perfect! Item: Super Rainbow Deluxe Lady's Biscuit Stick +1 Relationship with Asmita Tidar +1 Creativity Failure: Well, smelling nice tend to make people rather charming, you tell Asmita. "Huh? You mean, like how Emilia smell most of the time?" "Exactly!" You gently lead Asmita to the kitchen, where a pale, but an angry Marlein Knoht is throwing a tantrum at the kitchen staff by systematically Knohting them out with Incantations. All the better, because you can grab whatever herbs you need without permission! "Uh, @player name@? I think it is going to explode." Asmita asks nervously. And sure do! Professor Knoht decided to give you a merit point for setting an explosion upon the poor kitchen staff though. She ran out of spells to fry the kitchen staff with, and Knohting them with her wand isn't enough to express her rage at the horrible food that ruined her essays by Professor Badcrumble's vomit. +1 Merit -2 Vitality Exit 3: Character Study. Get someone charming to help. (Insight/Character Study v. 5) Success: You raise your eyebrows, and point to Emilia Picotti, who is just sitting two seats away from you. "Yes? Why thank you Asmita, I was thinking about simply starving myself tonight..." Emilia begins to munch on the biscuit sticks gracefully while everyone nearby begins to stare at her and sniff hungrily. "So it works! I will catch you later, @playername@!" Asmita jumps out the window. That's that. Is the delivery that urgent though!? "Huh? Where is Asmita? I was going to thank her-" Emilia's mouth open and a delicious chocolate aroma begins to mix with her already wondrous perfume. "HELP! HANDS OFF! GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME! GET OFF-" You heave a sigh, and helps Emilia fend off other students who are now either tugging at Emilia's robe or trying to eat her. Academagia is feeling a bit wild today. Item: Asmita Tidar's Original Biscuit Stick -1 Pure Luck +2 Character Study Add Emotion: Malfunctioning Reality +1 Relationship with Asmita Tidar Failure: You raise your eyebrows, and point to Emilia Strolin, who is just sitting....where? Oh right. Behind you. "Her?" Asmita seems uncertain. Emilia Strolin eats in a very cute way, you reassure Asmita. "No, that's not what I meant... She is a famous candy thief!" Oh right. The whole bucket of biscuit sticks is gone save for the bucket. Good thing most people are unconscious from eating the horrid dinner, or they will hear Asmita angrily grumbling about selling Emilia to the Mineta Sausage Shop! Wait, why would a Sausage Shop wants Emilia? +4 Stress -1 Character Study Investigation: Worldliness. Why yes, you know all about it! (Insight/Worldliness v. 10) Success: It is bizarre, but your wide and deep knowledge of culture around the world means you are familiar with even these trivial stuffs. At least your worldliness is being put to good use, no? You dreads what's coming, though. Open Exit 5, 6, 7 +1 Worldliness Failure: Uh... What... Chocolate Biscuit Sticks can do that? Wow... "@playername@!" Asmita snaps you back to attention. Drats. -1 Concentration Exit 5: Romance. Eat it shamelessly. (Automatic Success, requires Investigation) You take a stick, and twists it in your mouth... And spins... And snaps... And then you begins to explain in great detail that it was a widely-disapproved method of seduction from the Far East (exact location unknown). "Oooooh! That's neat!" Asmita's eyes sparkle. For the next few hours, you carefully instruct Asmita on making it more suitable for seduction; she need to remove the chocolate spread to avoid bad breath after eating, she need to make it longer and thinner so that the it requires more time to be eaten and thus lengthen the time for seduction, and... Anyway, at the moment you are utterly overcome with shame for describing such thing in details. Asmita is happily skipping away to deliver her brand new snack along with a manual, unwary of how traumatic it is for you. +14 Stress +3 Romance +3 Relationship with Asmita Tidar Item: Asmita Tidar's Original Biscuit Stick Exit 6: Satyric Revelry. You'd get a nymph, but they don't eat such shameful food. (Charm/Satyric Revelry v. 23, Requires Investigation) Success: You clap your hand, hum a little tune, have a little dance, and set up a little goblet of red wine. As expected, a baby satyr crashes though the window, land on a still vomiting Kate Badcrumble (who briefly attempted to scold the satyr), and cheerfully hops on various unconscious students' heads on his way to you. "Charm that girl with these biscuits!" You randomly point towards the unconscious Zoe Melis. A few moments later, Asmita is happily skipping away to deliver her snack, the baby satyr is drunk and happily gazing at all the students until Joana threw him out the window, and you are chewing on the biscuit sticks until the baby satyr returns, deciding to attach itself to your face securely for the night. At least he bought you a gift. +1 Command +1 Romance +3 Relationship with Asmita Tidar +8 Stress Item: Dark Cocoa Sophisticated Satyr's Biscuit Stick Emotion: Malfunctioning Reality Failure: You clap your hand, hum a little tune and have a little dance. Nothing happens, and Asmita is staring at you like the way a wizard is preparing to set a madman on fire. Perhaps you should try something else? +1 Stress Return to Main Exit 7: Gates. Get a possessed muffin. (Fitness/Gates v. 25, Requires Investigation) Success: "Huh? A muffin? Why would we need that-" You drag Asmita to the kitchen, where Professor Marlein Knoht is knohting the kitchen staff around. A muffin man - a friendly, loving, flirty muffin man - would probably provide some insight on how biscuits can enhance charm. You slowly trace forbidden phemes while Asmita bake a muffin and set it upon you. POP! A pair of horns and wings begin to appear on the muffin. And then a tail. And an angry face. "RAWR! SURRENDER, MORTAL FOOL-" Hang on, that's not a muffin man! "CATTLES! SEEMS THAT YOU KNOW YOUR PLACES, PUNY HUMANS." The muffin begins to munches on the biscuit sticks. "Ooooh! So you have to eat them cruelly? Thank you, @playername@!" Asmita runs off. That's... not how you expected it to turn out. But you got a lovely muffin, right? "FOOL! DO NOT SHOUT IN MY PRESENCE!" The muffin breathe fire on Professor Knoht on your way out. +1 Gates Method +1 Pure Luck +2 Relationship with Asmita Tidar Item: Wyrmuffin Failure: "Huh? A muffin? Why would we need that-" You drag Asmita to the kitchen, where Professor Marlein Knoht is knohting the kitchen staff around. A muffin man - a friendly, loving, flirty muffin man - would probably provide some insight on how biscuits can enhance charm. You slowly trace forbidden phemes while Asmita bake a muffin and set it upon you. POP! Two two enormous black eyes and a tiny mouth appear on the muffin. "Hey sis! What's up? You look real pretty there-" You don't like that look on Asmita's face. "That is it. I am going to deliver him instead! He is perfect! You are truly a lifesaver, @playername@!" Asmita run off with the muffin man, leaving you alone with a huge bucket of biscuit sticks. That's good and all that, but... the sheer thought of the muffin man being slowly devoured by beautiful people... Again, and again, and again, as Asmita recreate him from the oven.... Poor muffin man... +99 Stress +4 Relationship with Asmita Tidar -9 Ethics for Asmita Tidar Item: Bucket of Asmita Tidar's Original Biscuit Sticks Item info are below~ Wyrmuffin Item: Wyrmuffin Category: Food (Inedible) Awwww, just look at this little fella fuming. And you can brag that you have one of the most dangerous planar creatures in your possession! Plus, divinity brought this little fella so many perks that you don't have to worry about it too much! ...Just...not being burnt to death in sleep would be enough. Cannot be sold Indestructible Legendary Illegal Storytelling + 1 Intimidation + 1 Piety + 1 Minimum Stress + 1 Action: Wrath Of The Wyrmuffin Each month, you can unleash the planar horror known as the Wyrmuffin upon your enemy. Between mad laughter and being set on fire, your enemy will receive a + 3 to minimum stress and -3 to vitality. This is usable even in duel - the Wyrmuffin isn't going to be taken seriously by the professors. Super Rainbow Deluxe Lady's Biscuit Stick Item: Rainbow Deluxe Lady's Biscuit Stick Category: Food This is Asmita Tidar's original biscuit stick, now coated in a brilliant display of colors and a floral aroma. And it is pretty valuable now - some rich ladies are using this as a mouth freshener! 500 Pims Indestructible Rare Ability: Rainbow Deluxe Floral Seduction Eating this will results in your mouth becoming a source of incredible floral aroma that even a bath in Emilia Picotti's perfume can't beat, raising your Charm by a whooping 5 points for a week and expanding your perfume skill by 3 steps. Furthermore, that will attract a few student to try and make friends with you and sniff at your breath obnoxiously... thus expanding relationship with 3 random students by 2 points and inducing 5 point of stress on you. Of course, it is edible for once only. Dark Cocoa Sophisticated Satyr's Biscuit Stick Item: Dark Cocoa Sophisticated Satyr's Biscuit Stick Category: Food (Weapon) This is Asmita Tidar's original biscuit stick, now coated in probably the most expensive and quality chocolate you will ever see. It is now very trendy for the satyrs to seduce people with them, but being satyrs, their attempts always fail the moment the biscuit stick is finished. 500 Pims Indestructible Rare Ability: Extra Masculine Cocoa Rage You are not sure why, but some people found bitter chocolate to be related to masculine charm. This nonsense enrage you greatly for no particular reasons, and whenever you see this stick you feel like you can hit people with this biscuit stick not unlike grabbing a satyr and ramming him against some annoying things. Which is to say, you deal 2 points of damage and damage their charm by 1 for a week. The effect does not stack, and is only usable once a week - you don't want to break it. [/b] Bucket of Asmita Tidar's Original Biscuit Sticks (Might be overpowered) Item: Bucket of Asmita Tidar's Original Biscuit Sticks Category: Food (Inedible) This is Asmita Tidar's original biscuit stick, in all its glory, with numbers to boot. You really, really want to eat it - but holding onto it seems like a good idea too - because with Asmita focusing on baking muffin mans and sending them screaming down rich ladies' mouth, this is going to be a significant milestone of unethical baking that might very well be lost forever! Not For Sale Indestructible Cannot be stolen Legendary Minimum Stress + 6 Ethics + 10 Character + 10 Asmita Tidar's Original Biscuit Stick Item: Asmita Tidar's Original Biscuit Stick Category: Food This is Asmita Tidar's original biscuit stick. It is coated in chocolate, and very delicious to boot. 100 Pims Indestructible Rare Ability: Asmita Tidar's Original Biscuit Stick Delicious! It is probably not as charming as Asmita intended, but it sure is delicious, leaving you in a joyful state for a week. Add Emotion: Joy (1 week) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legate of Mineta Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 "I am going to get fat at this rate!" The true fear of any cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leoshi Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Oh No ! Not the punny puns again ! But still, funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CremePudding Posted June 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Actually saw that near the end of Asmita's adventure, so I figured adding it would be consistent with her character : P These biscuit sticks are typically deep-fried, so it is kinda fat. They are meant to be eaten in small portions...A bucket of them is probably enough to harden your heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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