Käpt'n Korky Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 Apparently thanks to Welly and me, we got a proper football update this week. Wunderbar! Read for yerselves. Since I found @TwoHeavens idea very convenient I copy it: Good grief. Then what did you do? Question: Captain: 1) I put all the money on black. What else could I do? 2) I pulled the knife out of my leg, taking care not to show any pain, I looked her in the eye, and I said, "I bet you wish you'd brought a gun." 3) Blacked out. Woke up three days later in Trinidad wearing someone else's trousers. 4) I put the chicken head back on, said "Good day," and jumped out the window. 5) It would be impolite to say. Reputations are at stake. 6) I gave it all to the orphans that were crowding the deck. 7) I went back to work. 8) I don't know. I lost track of the lies I was telling three hours ago. I'm just running on pure instinct now. 9) Stop trying to distract me. I want you ready to fire for effect the moment the French Belles are in range. 10) What do YOU think I did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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